The Jokes Thread

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sat Jul 04 2009, 08:13

Why does a man get smarter during sex?

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Because he's plugged into a genius

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sat Jul 04 2009, 16:38

HAHA. nice

What's a 6.9??? Very Happy

A 69 RUINED BY A PERIOD!!!

HAHAH. that one killed me lol!

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sat Jul 04 2009, 18:03

hehehehehhe Laughing

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sat Jul 04 2009, 23:10

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 15:54

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month...

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2 cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other......

Does this taste funny to you?

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2 cats having a race across the English channel.
One's called One Two Three cat, the other is called Un Deux Trois cat.
Which one wins?
One Two Three cat because Un Deux Trois cat sank.

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 16:39

StartSomething wrote:: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month...

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I didn't get it!! Neutral

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 16:44

Its completely gross - so probably best you don't get it anyway Dania lol

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 16:45

^ I'll take your word for it! I hate lesbians stuff Razz

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 17:09

Omg! Dania, you're a girl, you should get it Razz

lol

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 17:19

Someone explain it to her! Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 17:50

No, she has to figure it out tongue

lol

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 17:52

Thats never going to happen

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 18:10

Hehe, that's true lol

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Sun Jul 05 2009, 19:04

that's true I'm never figuring it out!! Razz

and no one explain it! I'm fine with not getting it!! Razz

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Mon Jul 06 2009, 17:55

Dania wrote:: ^ I'll take your word for it! I hate lesbians stuff

You hate WHAT?! Evil or Very Mad

And Holly seconds that.

You don't get a certain bloody something every month?! Suspect

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Mon Jul 06 2009, 18:01

I didn't think you'd appreciate Dania's comment hugs

Are you and Holly lesbian vampires Rynne ?

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Mon Jul 06 2009, 20:55

I definetly did not X_X

Yes, of course Razz

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Tue Jul 07 2009, 17:52

Rynne,

I'm sorry I didn't mean it this way!! Embarassed

and thank you I just got it!!
eww o_O

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Tue Jul 07 2009, 20:15

^

Yeah right.

And finally!

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Wed Jul 08 2009, 19:06

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and
you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah,
blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah,
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Wed Jul 08 2009, 19:22

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
That's great Stevo.

An indecisive woman lays in bed, being *Ahemed* by her partner.
She yells:

"No!" "Don't!" "Stop!"

He interprets:
"No Don't stop!!!!"

He goes faster.

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Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09 2009, 20:19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA both of them ARE SO FUNNY!!!!! The Jokes Thread - Page 4 174625

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Fri Dec 03 2010, 12:09

I found a list of genuine classified adverts from newspapers that are pretty hilarious, i'll post some of the best:

- "3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred." (yes, let the kids teach themselves)
- "For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers."
- "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."
- "Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary."

:') Gawd, the things people put in classified ads.

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Fri Dec 03 2010, 14:16

Funny one liner from Pete:

The kangaroo might find it Kanga rude

Subject: Re: The Jokes Thread Fri Dec 03 2010, 15:38

^ hhahaa love it!

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