Have a giggle at this that was posted up on FB tonight:
"On the twelfth day of Christmas, Achmed gave to me: twelve wives complaining, eleven nukes-a-nuking, ten tanks a-rolling, nine virgins dancing, eight ticking time bombs, seven sand storms swirling, six snipers sniping, five I Keel Yous! Four broken ribs, three fuses fizzing, two goats to love, and a bomb in an infidel's tree!"
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