Ev Fan Battleground

Inspired by another thread *wink wink*

So here we fight for the unofficial self proclaimed title of The Real Ev Fan. eh? Sound fun?

So basically what we do is we argue why we are a better Ev fan than whomever we're arguing with.

My begining argument:


I have every single song ever!

You may have every single song ever...but I love every single song ever! Even the ones that I previously didn't like.

Oh really? Well I have EVERY single song memorized, and I love them all more than you by .1 %!

x Infinity

Oh! Pwned. XD

Oh thats so inmautre:P *wink wink*

Well I have 2 posters of Amy- big sized, and seceral little ones!

I think that's the first time in like...years that I've used that x infinity thing.

Well...numerous posters you may have, but Evanescence Member of the Month I am.

well thats only because I was awol for a while, or I would be trumping yours! Ive gone up like 100 posts in 3 days!

-grumbles to self-

Actually, I might have as well, just replying to what other people say.
Let's see...um...

My avatar is cooler than oh wait no it isn't. Wolves rule. Um...

I have to constantly defend Evanescence against my *annoying* brother and mom, and I've never given in! Though I'm sure tons of us on here suffer that way too...

WHATCHA! Eat yer words!!! *sticks out tongue*


I defended Evanescence on youtube and got someone to take off their video that was insulting towards Hello just by my arguments!!!!!!

That's actually pretty cool. I give you a half-bow.
Actually, that's really cool. You win, for now. Or at least until I can think up better arguments...-plotting-

*smiles* thank you *takes with pride*
Shall we rest, or continue the argument?

Rest seems good...for now!

Well for the next prospector.


My argument:
For world ev day I bakes 6 dozen cookies and bought bags of candy and went around school passing them out, I also passed out 2 ev cd's ANd fliers with Ev facts- which i printed out like 300 copies. My friend and I also made World Ev Day shirts and pants that we wore. Oh yes, it was a good day.

Er....well I can guarantee that I spend more time thinking about Amy then all of you (yes even you Rynne)

But besides that - one wall in my room is covered with posters of her and I've listened to Ev practically every day for the past 5 years I've never seen them live but only cos all my friends refuse to go with me ask my housemate how obsessed I am, he'll tell you

Well I have sucesfully converted FOUR friends into Ev fans. So HAH!
And I think about Amy plenty and have had several dreams about her. and I met Amy and she used my sharpie TWICE!!!

^ I vouch for Steve's obsessiveness, by the way. It's way too obvious to ignore on the site.

Only four, huh?
Well, I've done that for one more than that...five previously Evanescence-deprived people. And not only are they Ev fans, but they're obsessed with Amy too! That actually took a while. Some people just like Ev for the music and the guys that are/were in the band.

Well I constantly fight for Amy and defend her and I educate people on why she is such a good role model! I got a 7 year old obsessed with her! SO NAH!!!!!!

Well I am currently trying to convert my 10 month old neice to Ev I played Evanescence to her once and she was smiling when Amy was singing
I've never converted anyone to Ev but I always try, everyone gets bored with how much I talk about them and my housemate always says that Amy is "wierd looking" and he doesn't know why I like her so much (just cos he like brainless bimbos ) so I always have to defend her to him
And rememebr when the FM forum was first made? There was loads of Amy haters and I had to defend her all the time

But I don't mind because I like talking about how great she is and defending her!

So I win

Hey..Hey Wait I Should Win I Have An Unhealthy Obsession With Ev They're My Life! I Listen To Them Way Too Much. I Listened To Fallen 20 Times A Day From The Day It Came Out Until TOD Came Out Then After That I Got Back On Fallen! Lol And I'm The Only Fan Who Isn't All About Amy! Most Of The Fans Love Evanescence Because Of Amy!!
I Always Defend Ev! And Not Alot Of People Know Them Here! So I'm Always Talking About Them And Telling People About Them!

Okay but... no... I should win well a good 60% of my bedroom is full of Ev/Amy pics I defend Ev all the time cos all my friends hate them and my sister too (not sure why lol) I have to admit that the first time I dyed my hair black was cos I wanted my hair to look like hers then I realized she has the most beautiful hair on the planet. and when I found out what hair product she uses I bought it but still no luck hehehe and I always try to put my make up on like she does

I listen to Ev more than I listen to the rest of the bands I like, they're my fav and that's not going to change Oh my neighbors hate me because I play Ev too loud my cellphone is dedicated to Ev I have their music of course, pics and videos (including the one of Amy playing Sally's Song ) no other artist on my phone, I have a Myspace just because I wanted Ev to be friends with me LOL and I can play Ev songs on my Piano too

So I win

Quote :

I have a Myspace just because I wanted Ev to be friends with me

Same Here!! My Myspace Is Dedicated For Ev Oh Wait For John And I Always Do Make Up Like Amy Too! And My Room Is All Ev Too!
So I Still Win!

Well I personally think we all win then

Oh but that would kill the thread okay lets fight!

Hehehehe

Well I am in choir because Amy was, I have dyed my hair black 4 times like Amy's and am trying t grow it out. I have several outfits that look similar to hers aswell. My 2 year old neice can tell you all the members in the band and point to them on my shirt, and she is working on saying Evanescence. *that trumps you all right there*

Well Like I Said Before I'm The Only Fan Who Is Not All About Amy! All The Things You Said Is Amy..Amy..Amy I Love All Of Ev! I Don't Love Them Just Because Of Amy!
I Win!