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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySat Jul 04 2009, 08:13

Why does a man get smarter during sex?


.......


Because he's plugged into a genius
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySat Jul 04 2009, 16:38

HAHA. nice


What's a 6.9??? Very Happy


A 69 RUINED BY A PERIOD!!!

HAHAH. that one killed me lol!
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hehehehehhe Laughing Laughing The Jokes Thread - Page 4 174625
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySat Jul 04 2009, 23:10

LMAO

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySun Jul 05 2009, 15:54

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month...




.........

2 cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other......

Does this taste funny to you?



...........



2 cats having a race across the English channel.
One's called One Two Three cat, the other is called Un Deux Trois cat.
Which one wins?
One Two Three cat because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySun Jul 05 2009, 16:39

StartSomething wrote:
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month...




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I didn't get it!! Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySun Jul 05 2009, 16:44

Its completely gross - so probably best you don't get it anyway Dania lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySun Jul 05 2009, 16:45

^ I'll take your word for it! I hate lesbians stuff Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySun Jul 05 2009, 17:09

Omg! Dania, you're a girl, you should get it Razz Razz lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySun Jul 05 2009, 17:19

Someone explain it to her! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySun Jul 05 2009, 17:50

No, she has to figure it out tongue lol

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Thats never going to happen XD
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Hehe, that's true lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptySun Jul 05 2009, 19:04

that's true I'm never figuring it out!! Razz Razz
and no one explain it! I'm fine with not getting it!! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptyMon Jul 06 2009, 17:55

Dania wrote:
^ I'll take your word for it! I hate lesbians stuff Razz Razz

You hate WHAT?! Evil or Very Mad The Jokes Thread - Page 4 489361 And Holly seconds that.


You don't get a certain bloody something every month?! Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptyMon Jul 06 2009, 18:01

I didn't think you'd appreciate Dania's comment hugs

Are you and Holly lesbian vampires Rynne ? XD
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptyMon Jul 06 2009, 20:55

Evil or Very Mad I definetly did not X_X

Yes, of course Razz
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Rynne, Embarassed I'm sorry I didn't mean it this way!! Embarassed Embarassed

and thank you I just got it!!
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^ Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
Yeah right.


And finally!
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptyWed Jul 08 2009, 19:06

What a woman says:


"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and
you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"



What a man hears:


blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah,
blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah,
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread - Page 4 EmptyWed Jul 08 2009, 19:22

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
That's great Stevo.


An indecisive woman lays in bed, being *Ahemed* by her partner.
She yells:

"No!" "Don't!" "Stop!"

He interprets:
"No Don't stop!!!!"

He goes faster.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA both of them ARE SO FUNNY!!!!! The Jokes Thread - Page 4 174625 XD lol! Laughing
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I found a list of genuine classified adverts from newspapers that are pretty hilarious, i'll post some of the best:

- "3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred." (yes, let the kids teach themselves)
- "For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers."
- "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."
- "Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary."

:') Gawd, the things people put in classified ads.
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Funny one liner from Pete:

The kangaroo might find it Kanga rude
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^ hhahaa love it!
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