The Jokes Thread

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If you need a good laugh

I have no jokes at the moment, but I'm sure Sissy will come and post whore it up with Yo Mammas.

You can always count on me for yo mama jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mama's so fat people call her Moses, because every time she steps in water it parts.

Yo mama's so fat she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

Yo mama's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.

That's all I'll post for now...

Thanks for making me spit out my lasagna!

No problem.

I wonder how everyone feels about dead baby jokes...hm...o_O;

Dead baby jokes

What, you don't like dead baby jokes? They're all in good fun, of course, I love little kids and the like.

For example...

What's worse than seven dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to seven trees.

Wow.

^^ HAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE IT!!!!!

I love it too

Seeee? I told you they were funny.

I can't be the only one with jokes...come on, post some other ones!

lol I don't have any clean jokes thats the problem

My friend just sent me this sms :

Everytime you SMOKE, your life will be shorter by 8 minutes. Everytime you FUCK, your life will be longer by 8 minutes. So a FUCKING SMOKER will never die!!

^ That was a good one, awesome.

NEW JOKE!

Yo Mama's chilli.

/epic joke.

Best. Joke. EVER!!!

I NO RITE?!??



OH OH OH new joke.

-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Chilli
-Chilli who?
-CHILLI YOU, FOO', THAT'S WHO!

thats brilliant!

There were three blonde's
One was from chile
One was eating chili
One was chilli

Niceee.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. The chilli gave it a stomachache and it was admitted to the road-side hospital.


:'D

What's with Chilli guys??!!!

Great one sissy!

o_O

What did the mother say to her son?
Bobbie Jean, put your coat on, its chilli out!

Haha I forgot about this thread, I love the chilli jokes...

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

How about...

Yo mama's like a doorknob - everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the ocean whales start sining "we are family!"
Yo mama's so old she worked for the pimp as Mary Magdelene.

I like the whales one, very much.

Nice.

good ones Kay

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

great joke lol