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PostSubject: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySat Apr 18 2009, 21:24

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If you need a good laugh Razz

I have no jokes at the moment, but I'm sure Sissy will come and post whore it up with Yo Mammas.

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySat Apr 18 2009, 21:33

You can always count on me for yo mama jokes. XD

Yo mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mama's so fat people call her Moses, because every time she steps in water it parts.

Yo mama's so fat she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

Yo mama's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.

That's all I'll post for now... Razz Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySat Apr 18 2009, 21:35

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Thanks for making me spit out my lasagna!
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySat Apr 18 2009, 21:37

No problem. tongue

I wonder how everyone feels about dead baby jokes...hm...o_O;
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySun Apr 19 2009, 02:13

LMAO LMAO

Dead baby jokes Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySun Apr 19 2009, 02:40

What, you don't like dead baby jokes? Very Happy They're all in good fun, of course, I love little kids and the like.

For example...

What's worse than seven dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to seven trees.

The Jokes Thread 174625 LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySun Apr 19 2009, 11:01

Rolling Eyes lol!

Wow.
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySun Apr 19 2009, 16:22

^^ HAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE IT!!!!! LMAO XD
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySun Apr 19 2009, 17:08

LMAO LMAO XD

I love it too The Jokes Thread 174625

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySun Apr 19 2009, 17:14

Seeee? I told you they were funny. Razz

I can't be the only one with jokes...come on, post some other ones! tongue
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyMon Apr 20 2009, 13:45

lol I don't have any clean jokes thats the problem Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyMon Apr 20 2009, 13:47

My friend just sent me this sms :

Everytime you SMOKE, your life will be shorter by 8 minutes. Everytime you FUCK, your life will be longer by 8 minutes. So a FUCKING SMOKER will never die!!

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyMon Apr 20 2009, 22:03

^ The Jokes Thread 174625 That was a good one, awesome. Razz

NEW JOKE!

Yo Mama's chilli.

/epic joke. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyMon Apr 20 2009, 22:24

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Best. Joke. EVER!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyMon Apr 20 2009, 22:25

I NO RITE?!??

Very Happy

OH OH OH new joke. Very Happy

-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Chilli
-Chilli who?
-CHILLI YOU, FOO', THAT'S WHO!
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyMon Apr 20 2009, 22:30

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thats brilliant!

There were three blonde's
One was from chile
One was eating chili
One was chilli

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyTue Apr 21 2009, 01:23

The Jokes Thread 174625 Niceee.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. The chilli gave it a stomachache and it was admitted to the road-side hospital.
The Jokes Thread 174625 XD lol! The Jokes Thread 174625 LMAO

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyTue Apr 21 2009, 14:55

What's with Chilli guys??!!! XD
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyTue Apr 21 2009, 20:39

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Great one sissy!

o_O

What did the mother say to her son?
Bobbie Jean, put your coat on, its chilli out!

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySun Apr 26 2009, 06:35

Haha I forgot about this thread, I love the chilli jokes... XD

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

The Jokes Thread 174625 LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySun Apr 26 2009, 13:47

How about...

Yo mama's like a doorknob - everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the ocean whales start sining "we are family!"
Yo mama's so old she worked for the pimp as Mary Magdelene.
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptySun Apr 26 2009, 23:53

XD I like the whales one, very much.

Nice. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyMon Apr 27 2009, 00:51

LMAO good ones Kay Laughing

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   The Jokes Thread EmptyMon Apr 27 2009, 01:42

LMAO LMAO great joke lol

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