Quote of the moment

"Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fuck you!"

~ Love Me or Hate Me - Lady Sovereign

"What was said will drill me til the day I die"

"Takes time to know me, takes to to steer me straight"

~ Explanation - Peroxwhy?gen.

"You've opened a door now, don't let it close."

~ All I Need - Within Temptation

I'd rather feel pain then nothing at all

- Pain. Three Days Grace

"You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, "Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?" We've been through this."

~ Willow Rosenberg

Forever.
Not just a word, but a promise.

"She broke the cardinal rule - Don't fuck with people who handle your food."

~Some random movie on Comedy Central


"It must be a curse to be bi. Imagine having to walk around wanting to fuck everybody!"

"Tits is such a friendly word."

~George Carlin

"Death by turkey baster"

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."

"Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!'"

"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin' potato chips came out, man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit."

"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."

~ The Master Comedian, Mitch Hedberg

^
OMG!
That candy bar one was amazing

"Your MOM is a who- oh wait...Surabhi, that sounds gross, I'm sorry I ever even brought up that image." - Ben

"I am easily satisfied, with the very best."

~Winston Churchill

"We should totally have our own physics rendition of Just Dance. Like...um...Just Expaaand! Yeah. WAIT! NO! THAT SOUNDS WRONG OH MY GOD."

^ O_o

"I HATE EVERYONE"

me

^^ O_O OMG SISSY! Thats horrible!

^ o_o.... even me?

"My kid just knocked up your honor student"

Unknown

"Parallel parked in a diagonal universe"

Unknown

"sometimes you have to experience things for yourself in order to get through what others have been telling you all along to do."

Some cute girl on my space

http://www.myspace.com/luvmassie09

PestimisticAngel wrote:

"My kid just knocked up your honor student"

Unknown

George Carlin said that.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

- King Lear, Shakespeare

Ktsunami wrote:

PestimisticAngel wrote:

"My kid just knocked up your honor student"

Unknown

George Carlin said that.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

- King Lear, Shakespeare

Thanks!

"Honestly mommy he ran into the pavement himself I just helped him a little"

Unkown

"You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family"

That provided me with several minutes of laughter

^ That makes me think of a Billy and Mandy quote!

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. That will result in immediate pain."

~ Mandy

^

HAHAH, I heard one close to that, but the ending was different, it was something about earning a lifelong nickname

Hehe. Nice.

And nowww, from the most brilliant comedienne of all time...

"Well, of course I love the shy girl, because I could tell she was, you know, the outsider and probably picked on by those vicious, mean girls. I felt her pain, which she's probably too shy and terrified to express... until she grows up and becomes a vicious comedian who wins awards, lives in a big house and makes them all pay!"

~ Kathy Griffin

^


"Metaphors are EVERYWHERE!!... By the way, Leah, that's your g-spot"

"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."

~Janeane Garofalo

^ lol, thats great.

I know, it amused me immensely.