Demented RolePlay

Kerli Koiv would not go down without a fight!

Just imagine all the Estonian children with their blonde hair and bare feet fighting to protect her!

Pshhh not just Estonian children. She has a TON of U.S. followers, and we are, of course, included in that wonderous army.

She made sure it was Kerli. What a tragedy not really lol she didn't mind killing a few kids either

Well see, the thing is, Kerli isn't in Estonia right now. Raggy and I made sure of her tour route when we -cough-stalkedherlikeinsanefanswhenwewantedtogiveherahug-cough- searched for her.

^^ *gasps*

KPP! Do you know what this means? We have to hunt down Alanis... and get revenge for our friend! ... mainly mine... but she kinda liked you
.... (though secretly she IS alive, because as you said, we were keeping an eye out for her with our obsessive stalker like habbits)

Alanis is now hiding in a secret location, she is recording a new album

^ Well her record label will be destroyed so she cannot spread her awful *cough* music to the world! *MWAHAHAHAHA*

Hey, don't diss Alanis' music, it's actually rather good. Plus, as I said, Alanis didn't really go after Kerli, she's too good a person to do something that awful. And I don't think she's stupid, so she wouldn't go on a futile mission to kill Kerli anyways.

Which means... *turns on Cousin Mariel*

YOU LIAR!!
You just wanted me to go away to find my BFF.FFFFFF Kerli, so you could F*ck my daddy! DIDN't YOU?! O_O

Not like it's gonna phase him or anything.

^^^ AWFUL?!?!

ME?!?! NOO he's gay!!
I wanted you to go away so you wouldn't caught him his lover lol

And for the record the owner of Alanis' lable is Madonna she will destroy you first

^ Oh shut up!

*sobs in devestation and dones my goat pants*

... I needed my goat pants!

Dones goat pants? Isn't it 'dons'?

And hey, Raggy, this is why Cousin Mariel likes me more. I'm nicer about her friends.

I was worried about your metal health

I think I like Surabhi better now *hugs Surabhi*

Don't demote me sister! *fumes*

Fine I'll go DON my furry goat pants and you can bask in your temporary happiness! O_O +_+


But... but... but.. *sputters* COUSIN MARIEL!!!!!!!

*runs for the comfort of daddy's bedsheets*

See, I knew it all along. It just needed some revealing and proof to Raggy. Poor Raggy...you'll have to forgive her, cousin, she's in a constant state of denial. -shakes head sadly- We gave her the goat pants hoping it would help, but...as you can see...-sigh-

You have to approach her very carefully. Hold out a carrot very gingerly, put it down, step back, make sure she recognizes you, then play some Lady Gaga just in case. I hope that helps.

*feels betrayed by my family*
*runs away to sissy amy's apartment*
*knocks on the door*
*Josh opens door and exits the building upon seeing me*

SISSY!! Amy!!!! *flings myself upon sissy Amy and cries*
They... they... they're being so mean!!!!!!!!!
*smiles in content as sissy Amy sings Lithium to me*

-goes to Sara's house and brings her to Amy and Raggy-

"And so, children, there you have it. Surabhi the Great (sometimes known as Kinky Pet Priestess, much to her dismay) and her older sister Sara Quin went to their sister Amy Lee's house to go talk some sense into Ragnagord, The Evil Reindeer Overlord, and convince her to come back to her dear father Davey Havok who missed her dearly, and her mother Tarja Turunen, who was worried sick about The -normally- Unwanted One. Cousin Mariel managed to convince her sister Alanis Morissette not to futiley attempt to kill Kerli Koiv, and everyone was happy.

...for the evening, that is.

NOT THE END! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

-watches children cower-

*Reluctantly agrees to return to my daddy's inapropriate love and thanks sissy Amy when she says i can stay with her any time*


..... Until tomorrow.

"And then, the next morning, Davey was caught in a fatal explosion.

JUST KIDDING!

Sorry about that, children. Sometimes I -cough- get carried away. I just...I just get caught up in the moment, and...nevermind. I meant to say that Davey had an uneventful breakfast, while Tarja said farewell to her paramour."

hehe that was so much fun. I think we should have a new storyline now that more people will join in on. I think we scared everyone with this

I think we did too.

Actually, I have a feeling that not many other people have stumbled upon this wonderous thread yet. But hopefully they will.

New ideas, anyone?

*thinks*... I don't know

I have an idea for a story line- if it falls flat on its face, we can start a new one-

So KPP and I are on our way to an Ev concert, (we're still sisters, LOL) and during the concert we meeet (whoever is the next to post) and then whoever else joins in meeting us during the concert and so on. And then we can RP about meeting Amy and stalking her like the fanatics we are


*Grabs a hold of dearest Sissy's hand and drags her along the sidewalk to the small line already formed for the Evanescence concert*
Come on sissy! I don't want to be all the way in back! Do you think we'll meet Amy O_O Do you think we'll make new friends?!
*looks over at my Bestest best friend Kerli, whom we brought to the concert, and grins* Aren't you so excited Kerli?!?!?!!?!?!?! *grins as she nods*

Hehe can't wait to see this. Concert time!

Of course we'll see people! Fans tend to gravitate towards each other.

...how did those moose get into the show?